This Promethian young gentleman is Nathan, an unemployed teacher's assistant and housemate of Ben Moral. In his copious free time he enjoys cooking vegan food, playing and listening to music, watching college football, and lighting his farts on fire. Attention, ladies: he's single!
Thanks, Morals featured fan of the week! You've won an autographed (by Ben Moral) copy of Cheap Trick's "The Flame", and an official Morals matchbook. May your asshole, like the Olympic torch, never be extinguished.
This homeless man is the Morals featured fan of the week! Turns out, his name is Bobby, and before the big crash he was into politics and rock and roll music! Let our songs keep you warm, Bobby, because you've just won an AUTOGRAPHED BOOTLEG MORALS CD!!!! You can stop in any cd game exchange and use the store-play cd player to listen to it, since you have NO POSSESSIONS except what you are pictured with here! Thanks, Bobby!