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wherein benjamin emanuel hubbird and casey michael jarman discuss the goings-on of their primary musical endeavor, the morals.


Monday, September 18, 2006

MORALS FEATURED FAN OF THE WEEK!


Nathan Had Tofu
Originally uploaded by dmoefunk.

This Promethian young gentleman is Nathan, an unemployed teacher's assistant and housemate of Ben Moral. In his copious free time he enjoys cooking vegan food, playing and listening to music, watching college football, and lighting his farts on fire. Attention, ladies: he's single!

Thanks, Morals featured fan of the week! You've won an autographed (by Ben Moral) copy of Cheap Trick's "The Flame", and an official Morals matchbook. May your asshole, like the Olympic torch, never be extinguished.



posted by Casey Jarman @ 6:08 PM


normally I might think that something like lighting one's farts on fire would be gross or weird.

But if you've ever smelled nathan's farts and you've also smelled the LACK of smell from one of his flaming farts, all of a sudden you feel as though one of god's gifts to mankind has comically been revealed to you. keep them matches coming, Morals.  


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