the morals

This cool cat is this week's Morals Featured Fan of the Week. He writes from North Korea to say:

"Greetings be to you! My name is being Kim. This may sound like girls name to you, but in MY country, it is BOY NAME! I found your a-music to be very pleasing to me, and I think you should come North Korea and play in very special military band. Though, for sure that if you stay in U.S., you will really BLOW UP bigtime. You'll fly all over the place, for performance of course. But the stressity of fame sometimes can lead to implosion, or in this case, EXPLOSION! Hahahaha! But I am joking to you. Come to North Korea please for long time. You have one week for packing and saying goodbye to friend and family. FOREVER! Or for just long time.
P.S. I have included photo for you very special feature that I like: 'Morals Fan-weekly Favorite Fan!' I am clapping for your special music, as is entire North Korea army (not pictured)! BECAUSE I TELL THEM TO!
Your big fan,
Kim"

Wow, thanks Kim! Who knew we were big overseas!? Clearly this man represents the North Korea facist, err, fashion-elite.